(*(*) 日本妹送上門 (o1o)
我叫阿Sam, 今年廿五歲. 我住係大圍名城, 我同個妹及父母同住間四房單位. 我係一個建築劃圖員. 我有一個要好既女朋友, 佢叫Peggy做文員仔, 佢今年廿二歲. 我同佢拍左兩年施, 計劃今年年尾結婚.
我爸爸都有d米既, 佢最近送左層同座既兩房單位比我, 作為日後我結婚既禮物. 間屋買左唔夠兩個月, 裏面差不多乜都未買, 得張爛鬼sofa同一張我為左扑下野買住先既平平地既King size大床, 同我屋企唔要既40"既舊電視機, 同埋我部PS3連同大量GAMES. 我間唔中約班fd飲下酒吹下水打下機. 當然試過同Peggy係度扑野, 不過都係扑過一次咁多咋.
Peggy佢有班女仔fd, 新年約左去台灣環島遊, 初二去到初八, 謝絕男仕參加. 所以, 初一Peggy上完我家拜年, 初二就同班fd飛左去玩啦. 我初二晨咁早送完女朋友去機場, 就陪兩老及細妹去親友家拜年, 逗埋今年冇得逗, 幾大就幾大, 燒賣就燒賣啦, 逗得幾多得幾多啦. 逗埋留返下年派.
食埋晚飯, 我地返家. 我係屋企同女朋友whatapp左一陣, 睇左些少佢地d台灣打咭相,差不多九點半, 我就同佢say goodnight la. 跟住, 我就約下d朋友上我屋企, 打下機劈下酒, 點知呢唔係返左大陸, 果個又話要陪女友.
最後, 只約左肥龍, 佢條友唔識去我屋企, 我就約佢去係沙田火車站等. 佢未到我就先去便利店入左兩包煙同埋買左d零食同埋半打啤酒. 買好哂野, 突然whatapp震一震.
肥龍 : Sam哥..臨時有事黎唔到呀...
Sam : 唔撚係呀..我買哂野喎..大哥..攪撚錯呀..
肥龍 : 真係sorry ar..Shirley..突然搵我上佢屋企呀...
Sam : 扑街啦你...
肥龍 : Sam 哥..係我衰..下次食飯飲茶直落我既..
Sam : 唉..算九數..唔撚阻住你扑野..
我揪住半打籃妹啤酒..同半打芝士味腸..幾包薯片..紫菜..就踏出間便利店門口. 我可能比肥龍放飛機, 有點不高興, 所以行到有點急燥, 唔小心就撞到個施住兩個喼既靚女.
靚女長長直髮過肩, 清激明亮既瞳孔..彎彎既眉毛..長長睫毛..白晳無瑕既皮膚..透出淡淡粉紅..薄薄既雙唇如玫瑰花瓣嬌嫩欲滴, 內裏一件絲質碎花連身長裙, 外披一件淺灰色線衫, 腳踏一對米色平底有個大蝴蠂結既尖頭鞋. 唔知係咪我撞落佢肩頭過大力撞痛左佢, 我見佢有些少梨花帶雨般咁楚楚可憐.
Sam : Sorry ar..有冇撞襯你呀.
日本妹 : Sumimasen
重以為係施喼落黎shopping既大陸人, 點知原來係日本人. 望真d條女有點似蒼井胸喎..對奶大大對喎..大對過我未婚妻..引撚死人咩..凡正條女唔係香港..幾大都搭下訕先得...
Sam :Hello Kan Ban Wa 小姐你好嗎 Watashi Wa Hong Kong Sam Desu Anata Wa Totemo Kawai
我實行用架文跟佢friend下
日本妹先先講左一大輪日文..見我呆呆咁望住佢..答唔到咀..先知我唔撚識日文..佢就講返半桶水英文同我溝通..
日本妹 : My name is Aoi sora
唔係咁邪呀..同蒼井胸..個日文名一樣既..
Sam : Sorry!!! U hurt.
Aoi sora : It is ok..
Sam : Let's help u luggage. Where u live ?
Aoi sora : I lived in my best friend bf's home yesterday. But, she quarreled with his boy friend seriously last night .
I was forced to carry my luggage out.
Sam : I can call a taxi for u to hotel .
Aoi sora : No la. I have not enough money. Hong Kong hotel is quite expensive..
Sam : oic .. If you don't mind, I have a place for u to live for a few days .
Aoi sora : That's great. Thank you. You are so lovely.
Sam : You are so lovely too. You look like a Japanese movie star..
Aoi sora : Who?
我本來想講係AV女神蒼井胸..但諗下都係唔係咁好..所以..冇講到...
Sam : Sorry ar I forgot it.
我截左部的士, 就車左我地返屋企. 我地放地哂d野係屋企, 就坐左係sofa度傾左陣計. 條日本妹見到我部PS3, 竟然兩眼發光, 原來都係打機友黎既. 我同佢雙打左幾隻GAMES. 我地開心地隊左幾包薯片, 食左幾條芝士腸, 再對飲幾罐啤酒. 大家都有點兒醉意.